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when nothing goes right, go left.
I used to only crush on thirty/forty year olds

rues-mockingjays:

Then I took a Josh Hutcherson to the face.

“I would always make sure in my backpack, that i’d pack all the necessities when I would go camping.
I would pack the bare necessities.”

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*

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fishingboatproceeds:

moderatelyhumorous:

My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read

Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

pretty much what happened with my mom. she asked what I was reading…through ugly cries i said ‘don’t…just…don’t’. she did it anyway.

fishingboatproceeds:

moderatelyhumorous:

My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read

Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

pretty much what happened with my mom. she asked what I was reading…through ugly cries i said ‘don’t…just…don’t’. she did it anyway.

matturday:

they’re just fictional characters I screamed as I reached into my chest, pulled my heart out and flung it out a window

“When she does an interview, you have to drink every time she says, ‘but umm.’”

one of my favorite episodes!!

i love this movie.